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smilelikelightning:

yourscientistfriend:

textiles:

I may have taught this spider to knit. I was finishing the last 20 rows at the park, when this little spider wandered over to me, It climbed up my knitting bag, and walked all up and down the piece, then climbed onto my hand and watched me for a couple rows. After the second row it started waving it’s front four legs as if to get my attention. Once I was looking at it, it started pulling silk from its spinneret, and fiddling with it. I don’t know if it was knitting or purling as it was quite small scale, but every few seconds it would stop and look up at me to see if I was still watching. After a little bit I moved it to one of the vines overhanging the archway I was sitting in, and it went about its business.This wasn’t the only unusual thing that happened at the park today, but it was the most unusual.

Maybe it thought you were a spider

I’m gonna level with you that’s the fucking cutest shit I have ever fucking heard of okay I want a little spider that knits not sits menacingly above my bed at night threatening to fall into my mouth.
harmonicakind:

angryqueershakespeare:

peterfromtexas:

Ok…now what?

I am laughing so goddamn hard at this
it’s like… I imagine this is what a pole dance at an asexual bar looks like
just me and a bunch of other asexuals admiring the strength required to rotate off the ground like this indefinitely
I;m dying

omg
cuhelski:

Eevee commission for a facebook user

werewhisky:

werewhisky:

COMING UP: THE BEST LINE IN THE ENTIRE KINGDOM HEARTS SERIES

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browngirlblues:

her-name-is-wena:

browngirlblues:

I hate it when men make unsolicited comments about a woman’s body. Like “she’s got a nice shape but she needs to tighten up her stomach”

How about you tighten up your lips and never speak again you ignorant shit.

Wow maybe you need to accept constructive criticism jesus christ.

Men telling me (or any other woman) what I need to do for them to find me sexually attractive is not constructive criticism.

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nerdjpg:

gotitforcheap:

atheist side of tumblr, care to explain this?

youre right, god is real 
superhighschoolleveldoujinauthor:

*tamp tamp*
superhighschoolleveldoujinauthor:

ah i see youve noticed me tamping down the soft earth
vegankush:

saw this in clifton

officialunitedstates:

faustsfancycorner:

officialunitedstates:

did tennessee the heaven hurt when you fell from the it

what

enough to break the ice

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