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She’d probably think I was insane if she knew all I wanted to do was hold her hand for the rest of my life.

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nathanielemmett:

farronheit:






Decided to take a video while flying this morning.
Best. Idea. Ever.

perfection

Reminder that this actually exists in our world
THIS IS REAL

I’m gonna cry.

i just read this and thought “humans cant fly dont lie to me sir” then realised, airplanes. 

ya all hipsters are dumb as fuck those are fucking CGI clouds from Final Fantasy XIII


It’s like when idiots post pictures from Skyrim talking about how beautiful nature is, hahahaha
  • waitress: i'm sorry we're all out of mozzarella sticks
  • waitress: sir please stop cyring

sevenpoints:

iidelirium:

captainragtag:

hey what if someone invented a machine that allowed women to transfer their pregnancies to men and then the government passed a law that if a woman didn’t want to have a baby the biological father was required to carry it how fast do you think birth control would stop being an issue

BEST NIGHTBLOG POST EVER

"IT’S UNETHICAL TO FORCE PEOPLE TO CARRY A BABY!!!!" MEN SHOUT

"NO FUCKING SHIT!!!!" WOMEN REPLY

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thrashturbate:

cynical-bee:

thrashturbate:

I’ll bet you’d look adorable grasping at the sheets on my bed

no matter how many times u compliment me im not making ur bed

this has to be one of the best responses I’ve gotten to this text post

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  • me: *touches a sleeping cat*
  • cat: mrrrr???
  • me: touchdown
365words:

I don’t want to be the afterthought that everyone seems to make me out to be. I want to be the here and the now and all the in betweens. I can’t be all of the forgotten words you wish you had said.
I am not the bottled up words you keep locked away behind your tongue. I am the I love you, the I’m sorry, the I wish you were here, the I miss you. I am not the afterthought. 

gothimu:

son we need to talk *sits you down* so…… i just finished this anime and holy shit

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cokosfunhouse:

i’ll only make a couple of characters and they’ll all have something important to do with each others plot!

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quietandsarcastic:

Read it again:  EVERY.  SINGLE.  REPUBLICAN.  Yes, that includes women. 

thekatitube:

DOES ANYONE ELSE GET LIKE REALLY HAPPY WHEN SOMEONE LEANS THEIR HEAD ON YOUR SHOULDER AND YOURE LIKE FUCK YEAH IVE BEEN CHOSEN AND YOU FEEL REALLY SPECIAL BUT THEN YOU HAVE TO STAY SO FUCKIBG STILL COS IF YOU MOVE THEYLL STOP LEANING ON YOU AND ITS LIKE NO COME BACK IM SORRRRYUWYY

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